bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

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Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.


hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

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hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

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